suicide?

suicide? these are my favorite ways to do it if i were to do it...
-CO poisoning. , you will have to borrow a car and a hose and duct tape. Tape the hose to the exhaust pipe, put it in the window, roll up the window with the hose pointing at your face, park the car somewhere inclosed, close the garage and rev the engine, when you fall asleep, you win.
-Get a knife from the kitchen and stab it into your eye socket and swirl it around inside until you hit that neuron that never managed to form into a brain.
-take a bunch of pain pills, that way you won't feel the pain and then take a bunch of anti nasuea pills so you don't throw up, then cut your wrists and lay in a bathtub of warm water. make sure you feel the pills before you cut, or else you will feel the pain.